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April - 1 - 2010

German energy giant EON have announced that they are shelving controversial plans for a massive expansion of coal and gas electricity generation in the Medway region. The surprising news emerged today as Eon contractors broke ground at the offices of Medway Council on Dock Road, Chatham, and started installing wind turbines  and solar panels.

Eon media relations officer, Joe King announced, “We realise that continued investment in fossil fuels is a dangerous distraction from the urgent need to develop truly sustainable technologies so we’ve  abandoned our dated plans to continue burning gas and coal. This wind  farm for Medway council is just the beginning, we’re also offering all  our customers heavily discounted shares in future community wind farm  schemes, so they’ll actually co-own the systems that provide their  power”.

In a leaflet passed out to passers by, Eon admitted that until now, only a trivial amount of their investments had gone into renewables  but promised that would now change. Acknowledging the urgent need to  drastically cut emissions in order to curb global warming and avoid  disastrous climatic tipping points, the company promised they’d  abandon their plans to turn Medway into a CO2 pumping hub, end further  investment into fossil fuels, and instead commit to truly sustainable  energy such as wind and sun.
However, a local activist Bennie Factor, expressed disbelieve, “This is a joke! All this renewable energy rhetoric represent nothing more  than cyclical greenwash from these energy giants. Sadly, the reality  is that they are still committed to business as usual, damning us all  to continued greenhouse gas emissions and catastrophic climate  change.”

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