A bunch of Fossil Fools took to the Streets of Glasgow today, trying to persuade people to up their carbon emissions by putting more petrol in their cars, applauding SUV’s and urging pedestrians to Stop Walking - Start Driving!The stupid suited Fools, some sporting bowler hats, facepaint, pin stripes and briefcases, and glasses adorned with dollar signs, went to a nearby Shell garage where customers were urged to guzzle more gas, and big cars were slavered over. One driver refused to drive over a hand-painted Planet Earth as he left the scene of Climate Crime, but sanity prevailed as the next guy in a Jaguar (JAAGGUUAORRRGASSMMMM!!! er sorry) gleefully put his foot down on the rubbish planet and sped off, to the delight and applause of the Fools. The car is mightier than the planet! The confused Fools then unfurled a giant Award to Shell for its contributions to climate change.Next they applauded more 4×4s at traffic lights, before inadvertently stumbling into a branch of Starbucks to play – and Starbucks are a well known model employer and sell Green Coffee! The Fools, having realised their mistake, then took to the Street again, and lit upon a branch of the Royal Bank of Scotland. One of the slightly more sane looking Fools, more of an idiot really, planted lots of leaflets about how the RBS is financing climate change on a massive scale, in amongst the others in the bank telling you how good money is. When told he shouldn’t be doing this, he merely smiled and was left alone. But not for long.A grotesque of Fools suddenly appeared in the bank, causing noise and mayhem and laughing at some insane joke, before unfurling their large Award banner, applauding the RBS’s contribution to climate change. It seemed that these idiots would stop at nothing to show how Foolish they were!Having somehow negotiated the crossing of a Sauchiehall Street, after frolicsome times with some road workers, the Fools socked toward, then into, a Flight Centre. Here they enquired about getting a holiday with the biggest, guaranteed CO2 emission. Then they presented the flight centre staff with another huge banner Award for their contributions to climate change, and had a fun game of ‘Chairs’, before turning into helicopters and flying out of the shop.Here they learned that many BIG SUVs were to be seen at a local private school, so they scrambled up there to drool over all those beoooootiful gas guzzlers. At one point, some of them, understandably, lost control of themselves over a specifically Big Beautiful Carcar, slavering and licking at it. Then, the ‘owner’ showed us how big a hard-on he has for his guzzler by pushing a Fool, who had produced an old feather duster from the depths of his bag, and shouting ‘Get away from MY CAR!!’. Said sane man then proceeded to get on his mobile, more of that later.As they went down the street, lots of children were pleasantly surprised by this strange Frolic of Fools as they progressed, Then - THE COPS! Gasp! The sane man had called them because his carcar had been dusted off and ‘touched’, but they soon realised what a harmless bunch of Fools confronted them, and went away smiling.So the Fossil Fools struggled off into the late afternoon sunshine. What a confusing day it had been. Fortunately, the rest of the world went on being sane.ThinstanleyWhen injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.